Don Sanella

But since you are here and not there, maybe what you really want is information about Sanella, and you couldn't care less about Sannella. So here is what I know.

• There is a margarine in Germany called Sanella (German Wikipedia entry), produced by the Unilever subsidiary Union Deutsche Lebensmittelwerke. Unfortunately it was not the invention of a distant relative who left me his/her fortune. According to the nice people at the Sanella Beratungsservice, the name was originally Sana (sounds like Sahne = cream) which then evolved into Sanella.
• It seems that Sanella margarine produced baseball cards and other sports-related cards around 1930. If you do a web search for "Sanella margarine", the main thing you find is collectors selling such cards: here is one such site.
• In Finnish, "sanella" means "dictate", as in dictating a letter (thanks to Roope Kaivola for this information). According to Wiktionary, it was "originally the frequentative aspect of the non-existent verb sanata", but you probably knew that already.
• Some people appear to think that Sanella is a good girl's name.
• Here is a recording of "I Want You For Myself" by Andy Sanella and his Pennzoil Orchestra.
• "Bring a little sporty style into your wardrobe with the Fly Flot Sanella Faux Fur Boot"